since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
Tedious desk lamp
A delicious fuck-ton of human knee references.
Yeah, just a quick mention of one of the above images… there’s a cyst on one of those muscular diagrams… don’t… don’t include the cyst in normal anatomy. Unless you want to. But, yeah. Just thought it was worth mentioning.
[From various sources]
I just wanted a refill on my Sprite.
That’s all I wanted.
and I would have done anything for it
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
Black tumblr is either:
i need some of yall to chill tf out…
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?
was chowder even real?
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around